Woman Finds Python in Toilet

Article: http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3742811

Oh dear, where does one begin?

  1. Was it something she ate?
  2. “Oh $h@t!”
  3. I swear honey something tickled my @$$ when I was using the bathroom
  4. No child in Brooklyn will ever use the toilet or sleep again

a quick pause for one of the many great quotes from this article

Brunacci slammed down the lid, put a heavy box on top of the toilet and began calling for help, which came from her landlord and firefighters.

and now back to the action

  1. hmm fresh out, more quotes

Brunacci says she started using her daughter’s training toilet after the scare in her third-floor apartment. And when she brushes her teeth, she said, “I’m looking over my shoulder.” Wonder if she named it Monty?

… wait for it to come …

:)

http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3742811