Mrs. M and I are in the final approach for purchasing a house. We’ve found the right place, had our offer accepted and even have the financing in order. The Maes, that is Sallie and Fannie, are now every important in my life. See, together 99.9% of all my debt rest with these two entities.
Now that we’ve covered the first level of requirements, we’re moving into level two – home insurance, movers and the utilities. The first one has been completed today – go Snoopy! So, that leaves movers and the utilities.
Skipping some commentary on the thugs that run moving companies in the area (note I didn’t say the actual guys doing the moving, normally they’re okay), and going to the utilities discussion. I count cable television as a utility. And, for this riff I count Direct TV as a form of cable TV …
A couple days ago, I finally clued in that Mrs M kept avoiding the subject of Direct TV. When confronted, she finally admitted that she ‘didn’t want one of those things on her roof’. I calmly explained that it wasn’t on her roof but the roof of our house and in the back. On her roof would have probably hurt her head and kill our satellite reception.
The funny part was that today, she attempted to push me back toward cable, which I, after five years of marriage, expertly picked up and deflected. When the conversation turned to power, however she suggested we look into solar power. I’m all for going off the grid, but we can’t have a dish but those giant black panels are okay?
Thinking creatively, I referenced back to one of my old Instep conversations about cat powered economies and suggested we have little tread mills with cats running on them in the back yard. If all went well, we could get them singing the Meow-Mix song – you know, meow, meow and doing a small little dance at 10 and 2 each day.
Yes, there are some flaws but as long as we batch the little kitties and have a back-up generator during the switch overs. And if the experiment doesn’t workout the little employees make great glove liners. No, I’m not giving you the email address for PETA, you’ll have to find it yourself.
In our next edition of Domestic Conversations, Home Security – the 12 Gauge Shotgun versus home security system for $30 per month debate.






