World Sojourner : 3760

The MBA2007 talent show is tonight. I’ve signed up to be the announcer for the event. Actually, I signed up for my Stream but have been co-opted to do the entire thing. I’m pretty nervous because it’s the first time I’ve done any announcing for over 7 years.

Hopefully if I have enough medication (read Guinness) everything will be okay.

He, he, ho, ho ….

Allow me to be blunt: The custom’s department, vis-a-vie the entire company of UPS, is a waste of precious air. They kick puppies and pull the wings off butterflies. Alissa mentioned that maybe I shouldn’t post something negative about them but I’m pretty certain these people can’t read.

Let ye’ be warned: Never ship with UPS. It’ll just cost you money and time.

And now for the money grabbing, low-life jerks who run the UK government. The sad sorry losers who can’t figure out that socialism didn’t work in the 50s or the 70s and certainly doesn’t work now. All socialism and this government does is vacuum money from the pockets of decent citizens. And you folks in the US don’t feel so smug; not until you’ve sorted out West Virginia, Pennsylvania, the entire north east and many parts of the west coast.

Actually, I have no real issue with socialism but with the types of people normally employed by either the UK government or UPS. This is the type of person who has to really concentrate on breathing because they’re too lazy or incompetent to keep that basic survival function moving along.

Once upon a time I thought the pecking order for the bottom feeder jobs was that anyone who was too slow for Wal-Mart normally worked for the Kinko’s on West Boulevard in Charlotte, North Carolina but now I know better. Once Kinko’s fires them; they are imported to the United Kingdom to work in the custom’s department of UPS.

“Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark W. Griswold

This post is my small attempt at negative word of mouth concerning UPS, United Parcel Service, in the United Kingdom. You may be wondering about why I’m writing this … three guesses where my new laptop and hard drive are located right now?

Because memory often comes from repetition: a quick summary

The next time you see some cute puppy or a little butterfly immediately think about the fact there’s somebody in the custom’s department of UPS who wishes them harm.

In case you forget yours at home

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